So I know I’m late to the party

But I just finally got time to watch the finale of America’s Next Top Model: All Stars. And I have a few choice thoughts:

  • That Covergirl shoot was stupid as hell. Like really. Allison looked amazing and Angelea looked like a ghetto ho. 
  • Allison clearly rocked the Vogue Italia shoot better than the other two.
  • The final runway show, let’s be real. Swimming: Allison wins. Flying: Allison wins. Looking beautiful and not like a crazy bitch on the runway: Allison wins by far. 
  • The final judging was a joke. Like all the amazing things they said about Allison, then they pick meth face Lisa? Seriously? You could tell the whole time that Allison was over it, especially when she had to give Lisa that fake ass congratulations hug. 
  • Tyra’s hair is busted. She needs to stop it with those ugly bangs and put back on her long red weave from the old days.

Seriously like that was the biggest waste of a cycle. Wasting Allison’s talent like that. Forget cycle 18. Who cares if its US vs UK. Top Model is done. 

Tyra…

You stupid ass bitch. Getting me all worked up thinking you were gonna eliminate my boo Allison. Your weave must have been squeezing your brain too tight for even putting her into the bottom two. Bitch. 

Allison’s song on Top Model tonight:

That shit was hottttttt. I was feeling that jam. And I liked how Game loved her, and how she got best video. Finally Tyra is getting some logic.

But WTF was with that Pot Ledom shit. For real TyTy?


tyrabanksplease:

we all now have proof that tyra is actually crazy.
top model this wednesday! 

Why the fuck does Tyra live in a jank ass log cabin? And how come all the models were looking hella busted? Get yo shit together TyTy.